I've been concentrating so much on the physical impact of this renovation... I thought I'd take a little time out and address the human toll that it has taken. Above please find photos of the tired, but miraculously still speaking to each other couple that so innocently began this massive project 10 months ago. I am now 6 months pregnant, which makes all of this work a bit more challenging, both physically and mentally (thanks hormones!) Pretty much all we talk about is paint colors, basement leaks, various finishes for the counter tops... we've barely had time to address the impending addition to our family. We make lists constantly, only to lose the tiny scraps they were written on. Our backs hurt from spending the past month's worth of weekends sleeping on an air mattress. We wonder if we'd ever have started this whole thing had we only known what we were in for. We consider sinking what little money we have left into lottery tickets, so that maybe we could get someone else to do the finish work...
A few myths that have been shattered lie below:
MYTH: Job finished by late April/early May 2007
REALITY: mid-August and still waiting
MYTH: It's all the contractor's fault.
REALITY: It's a complex mix of slower (but better) than expected work, property theft, and us, the perfectionist-yet-disorganized clients, deciding (for example) that we need to have the one toilet that will take 2 months to arrive. In truth, I'd blame most of the delays on us.
MYTH: We will finish the project within our budget.
REALITY: We've gone way over what we initially planned for (which even our contractor said was too low given what we wanted to do) with even more to go.
MYTH: Fun sun filled summer in the Hamptons full of BBQs and trips to the ocean.
REALITY: One hour total of beach time in two and a half months of glorious weather.
MYTH: Oh we'll just lift the house and dig a basement... it's simple-- we do it all the time.
REALITY: 10 months, and massive property regrading later, we may only just now have finished dealing with our major basement issues.
MYTH: The counter tops are finished!
REALITY: The opening for the stove has to be re cut because it isn't straight, the knobs for the drawers need to be selected (by us) and purchased, the finish we're most likely using is only selectively available and must be delivered via ground (aka takes forever) The counter guy is on vacation in France...
MYTH: Just call Keyspan to come and give you a gas meter. It's easy!
REALITY: A week's worth of back and forth phone calls where you can never actually speak with a human being, only to be lectured when they finally show up about various regulations that no one bothered to inform us of in the first place. Threats to remove the brand new meter ensue, followed by desperate entreaties (showcasing pregnancy for full sympathy factor) leading to the eventual installation with warning. Like I'm still in grammar school.
And the list could go on and on. Lets just say this: Renovation is hard. What I'm desperately hoping is that it will be worth it.